Jimmy didn't know what to do. Art was the one who ate the pie. He didn't want to tell on Art but because he was fat everyone thought he ate the pie.
It was only pie but it was important to Jimmy that people didn't think he was lying. He told Art about it and Art slapped him playfully on the head. "Jimmy I wouldn't worry about it," Art chuckled. "It's like you can get arrested for eating pie."
Jimmy was angry. But the people dicided for some fun it would be funny to put laxatives in the pie.
"Hey, won't it be such fun to see fat and bald Jimmy running to the toilet. Bet he would be a mess!"
So the people baked a real nice pie and put a lot of herbal laxatives and grounded prunes in it.
Everybody was surprised the next day to see Art spending his time in the fouling out the toilet.
They knew it wasn't Jimmy and said sorry to him.
Lee loved to smoke. He smoked until he met Susan. They fell in love and then he stopped. He then met Barina. She was his passion but not love. He didn't know the difference. He loved Susan but Barina drove in him wild. So he took up smoking again. The smoke blew the passion away till there was only love left for Susan.
After an hour she did with her arm wrapped round another man's waist.
He yelled a torrid of abuse at her. The couple stopped and the other man punched him.
He wasn't expecting that so he fell and landed in the gutter.
She spat on him and called him a loser.
He vowed never to love again until.... he met Lucy who melted the ice in his heart.
The end.
A flash scene to accompany picture.
Lillika wanted to become rich. She wanted it so bad that she did anything and everything. So one day I be like “Lillika, why you act so bad? Why you always hoeing around, girl?"
She gave me a look that could kill a mutha straight up.
“Mind your business, Ain’t like it got anything to do with ya sorry ass.” She sucked her teeth so hard I thought they might fall out.
“I feel you, girl, but Lillika honey, you better than that. You don’t need to do all that.”
“So, Miss Suggie, what do you suggest since it seems you have all the all the answers.”
“Well…”
“I thought so… I got bills to pay, I need a roof on my head…I also need to make sure my babies get fed. When you have better suggestions than criticising my ass let me know.” Lillika Jay stood up and switched her ass like it was on fire out of the room.
The End or is it?
'I had to tell her how much I loved her,' said Jim Boy to his friend Scottie. Scottie said nothing not because there was nothing to say it was because Scottie was a plant. A lush evergreen.
Jim Boy had rescued Scottie from a dumpster out side Cindy's house. Cindy was the object of Jim Boy's affections and he loved her with a passion. The only thing was she didn't know he existed.
"Scottie, I remember the first time we met. You were looking rather dry and your leaves were dying. It was a good thing I had plant food. I nursed you back to life."
Scottie said nothing again though did manage to sway in the light evening breeze.
"Well, Scottie I told her. I told Cindy just as we discussed and she then... she told me to..." Jim Boy took a deep breath and frown. Then a tear came to his eye and he took a deep puff of his roll up. "She told me to go away and called the police..."
The End.
My name is Joe and I'm not a surfer. I'm just clearing up the title of this post.
My story is I loved a woman who loved another man. One day I came home to find them in heat. Horizontal tango. In my bed. Whoa! You know what does to a man?
Things got worse after that. She threw my stuff on the sidewalk. She got a restraining order on me.
I ain't bitter. I'm trying to cope. She moved in with the other guy. I then fell in with drink, lost too many work days and got fired.
I slept rough on the beach then changed my name to Joe. Just Joe. Odinary plain Joe.
Oh and I ain't a surfer
That's my story.