He was feeling real lonesome that night. He parked his car by the kerb and waited for her to come out.
After an hour she did with her arm wrapped round another man's waist.
He yelled a torrid of abuse at her. The couple stopped and the other man punched him.
He wasn't expecting that so he fell and landed in the gutter.
She spat on him and called him a loser.
He vowed never to love again until.... he met Lucy who melted the ice in his heart.
The end.
After an hour she did with her arm wrapped round another man's waist.
He yelled a torrid of abuse at her. The couple stopped and the other man punched him.
He wasn't expecting that so he fell and landed in the gutter.
She spat on him and called him a loser.
He vowed never to love again until.... he met Lucy who melted the ice in his heart.
The end.
'I had to tell her how much I loved her,' said Jim Boy to his friend Scottie. Scottie said nothing not because there was nothing to say it was because Scottie was a plant. A lush evergreen.
Jim Boy had rescued Scottie from a dumpster out side Cindy's house. Cindy was the object of Jim Boy's affections and he loved her with a passion. The only thing was she didn't know he existed.
"Scottie, I remember the first time we met. You were looking rather dry and your leaves were dying. It was a good thing I had plant food. I nursed you back to life."
Scottie said nothing again though did manage to sway in the light evening breeze.
"Well, Scottie I told her. I told Cindy just as we discussed and she then... she told me to..." Jim Boy took a deep breath and frown. Then a tear came to his eye and he took a deep puff of his roll up. "She told me to go away and called the police..."
The End.
Just another man. xx
My name is Joe and I'm not a surfer. I'm just clearing up the title of this post.
My story is I loved a woman who loved another man. One day I came home to find them in heat. Horizontal tango. In my bed. Whoa! You know what does to a man?
Things got worse after that. She threw my stuff on the sidewalk. She got a restraining order on me.
I ain't bitter. I'm trying to cope. She moved in with the other guy. I then fell in with drink, lost too many work days and got fired.
I slept rough on the beach then changed my name to Joe. Just Joe. Odinary plain Joe.
Oh and I ain't a surfer
That's my story.
My name is Joe and I'm not a surfer. I'm just clearing up the title of this post.
My story is I loved a woman who loved another man. One day I came home to find them in heat. Horizontal tango. In my bed. Whoa! You know what does to a man?
Things got worse after that. She threw my stuff on the sidewalk. She got a restraining order on me.
I ain't bitter. I'm trying to cope. She moved in with the other guy. I then fell in with drink, lost too many work days and got fired.
I slept rough on the beach then changed my name to Joe. Just Joe. Odinary plain Joe.
Oh and I ain't a surfer
That's my story.